The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
A VeggieTales Movie

From the creators of 2002's wildly successful Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie comes a new story of heroism in the beloved VeggieTales' world, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Now, we follow the comic misadventures of three animated veggie pals who reluctantly set sail for adventure and discover that real heroes don't have to be tall, strong, handsome...or even human.

Garrrrr! Working at The Pirate Times Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you're a busboy. For three moping misfits-- Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)-all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take the stage to star in the big pirate show.

But with Elliot's timidity, Sedgewick's laziness and George's lack of self-confidence, it seems as if the day to prove who they really are will never come...

Things are about to change when a mysterious ball drops from the sky and lands at the unlikely seafarers' feet. A "Helpseeker" sent from the past in search of heroes, the artifact sets in motion a series of events that drags the friends back to the 17th century--and into the belly of certain danger. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything must each face their fears--becoming unlikely heroes in a battle to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and themselves from living the life of common couch potatoes.

The latest in a franchise that has sold over 40 million DVDs/videos since its 1993 inception, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie continues the hit series' values-based lessons in teaching kids what it really means to be a hero.

Celebrate VeggieTales' 15th Anniversary with this collector’s edition of the very first show! Two hilarious stories on one DVD to help kids learn to handle everyday fears.

Tales from the Crisper:
After watching a scary Frankencelery movie, Junior Asparagus gets some help from Bob and Larry who remind him there’s no need to be scared of monsters because God is bigger than the boogie man!

Daniel and the Lion’s Den:
Bob and Larry head to ancient Babylon for Veggie-musical adaptation of the classic Bible story. When Daniel (Larry the Cucumber) finds himself in deep trouble, he learns that even in the lion’s den, he’s still in God’s hands.

The Star of Christmas, Cavis Appythart and Millward Phelps (Bob and Larry) are planning an extravagant Christmas musical. They want to teach London how to love, and plan to use electric lights and put on an impressive show. But a church Christmas pageant, staged by little Edmond Gilbert (Junior Asparagus), opening the same night threatens upstage their musical! Just how far will Cavis go to make sure his show opens on top?

A Very Veggie Christmas
Bob the Tomato is throwing a Christmas party--and your kids are invited! Bob's guests include Larry the Cucumber, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, the French Peas, and a crop of others celebrating Christmas around the world with festive songs and lots of hilarious "Veggie" talk.

The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree.
Everyone wants to be the star of the Christmas pageant! Tryouts are only beginning, but who will the judges Pa Grape, Archibald Asparagus, and Madame Blueberry choose? Includes the songs "The Christmas Sizzle," "Battling Kings," and Junior singing "Was He a Boy Like Me?"